January 2011
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Don't drink and drive- and don't ride with anybody...
When my friends say " I remember you liked.... "
Expectations:
vs.
Reality:
I don’t know why my cousins insist on doing it every year.
December 2010
4:07 AM
I tell myself that I’m an insomniac, but the reality is that I intentionally keep myself awake so that when I finally do go to sleep, it envelopes my mind and body completely. That way, there’s no lying in bed for hours thinking about past mistakes, present crises, or future worries.
I don’t know how effective it is, because to post about my sleep habits is to think about the...
Cross the line if you wonder what fucking line is...
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once upon a time
dinosaursex:
one day something happened and i was like
stupid gif
and all my classmates were all
stupid gif
so i got self-conscious and just went
stupid gif
but inside i was really like
stupid gif
and i didn’t even care that everyone was all
...
joshandaskateboard:
fuckyeahrockoo:
I love this movie.
ALWAYS REBLOG
Watched this movie on Christmas. I think Jesus would have approved.
Chauffer
My brother starts school Monday next week, so I took pity on him and took him and his friends to an all-you-can eat Korean barbecue place 20 minutes away. I didn’t realize there would be five of them, including my brother, so one of them sat in the trunk of my station wagon. They were so annoying, especially when I picked them up like three hours later. On the way home, my radio...
Those posts that are like "I want a boy who will...
Shit, I just want a boy who will watch a Mythbusters marathon with me. And who doesn’t want to watch Mythbusters?
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Lady Gaga taught me it's okay to be different....
Music shouldn’t teach you how to do anything. It just gives form and shape to things you already should know. If you listen to a song and you had no idea what it was talking about before hand, it’d be meaningless. But if you listen to a song already searching for a specific meaning, you give it value. That’s why people have different tastes, because people listen for different...
Do one load of laundry
reward self with cigarette and call it a day.
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I'm the hero of the story, don't need to be saved.
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oneseatcinema:
The awkward moment when a sarcastic comment is taken completely seriously.
What are some good books I should read?
I’m going to New York in a week, so I’ll be needing some good reading material in addition to weather-appropriate clothing that I’ll never wear once I get back to California. I’ve already picked up Water for Elephants, so that should last me the flight there and then some, but I’m a fast reader. Plus, in all likelihood my flights will be delayed due to the gargantuan...
4 tags
I like the tracker they have when you order your...
Brian put my order in the oven at 2:41 PM. Thanks, Brian. You go, Brian.
If you’re a smoker, when you’re smoking, no matter how boring it is, at least...
– Fran Lebowitz (via balisme)
Officially out of clean underwear.
Means it’s finally time to do laundry. I’ve been dreading this day for a long time.
I wish people at my college wore more fashionable...
So I could wear what I want without feeling conspicuous.