February 2011
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There's free WiFi in the rec room of my apartment
and this one chick is there all the time. I can see her laptop screen from my patio door and it’s always on Facebook.
Can somebody point out what is so damn entertaining on Facebook that warrants 24/7 monitoring?
I don’t trust it.
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
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“Pocahontas? More like Poke-Her-Hot-Ass.”
I hated seeing people wear these.
teenageb0nes:
January 2011
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Bang, bang, bangity bang, I said a bang bang...
A-BANG, BANG, BANG
Bang, bang, bangity bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang!
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Eating a bagel for all the miles I'm running...
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Why Are Politicians Attempting to Redefine Rape? →
bdct:
jacquelyn-good:
The “No Taxpayer Funding For Abortion Act” redefines “real” rape as only that which is “forcible” and has been co-sponsored by 173 mostly Republican legislators and was called a “top priority” by Speaker of the House John Boehner. Likely knowing that fully criminalizing abortion is impossible, politicians are going after the funding of abortions in certain cases...
I thought of a really good new user name last...
It's only been a week since school started and I'm...
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
crimsun:
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So, I lit my hair on fire today.
Time for a haircut.
In other news, I watched The Rite last night. Lately my friends and I have been on this mission to find a really good horror movie. We’ve been disappointed for the last two weeks. Between the four of us, I think we can make a pretty bitchin’ horror movie.
Also seen: Zombieland, Paranormal Activity, and The Crazies for the second time. Good, stupid, and alright...
Why wouldn't one tampon talk to the other tampon?
Because they were stuck up bitches.
This is the joke I had to tell my philosophy class when I arrived 15 minutes late. I can tell I’m gonna love that class because a) I had to tell that joke and b) they all laughed, including the professor.
And I’m a freaking idiot. I couldn’t find my nutrition class (my first night class, by the way) because I was looking for room 132, which...
Time to syllabust a cap in your ass.
I hate going over the syllabus in class.
No, I made it to college illiterate and I need you to explain this 16 page piece of crap to me, thanks.
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– John Keating (via sealimbs) Gentlemen, take notes. (via cryingforargentina)
